I got a wisdom tooth removed this morning. I fear the pain and the treatment until I am completely heal will affect the production of nsfw pics. But I don't give up.

Greetings, everyone, BlueUmbra here.

I'm working on a little nsfw gif animation and I would like to add some sound effects.

Do you guys know a website where I would find nsfw sfx ? I'm looking for something like clapping, plap, bouncing and other sounds you can't risk to listen without an headphones on your laptop.

Don't hesitate to put your answer in the comments. I shall check it. Thank you for your participation.

BlueUmbra out.

Hi there everyone, BlueUmbra.

In a previous entry, I said I was in a school to learn new things about UX Design. The goal was to gain more knowledges and put new skills in my CV/resume, so the recruiteers would be more interested to my profil. The terms of the school contract for the training course was that I have to find an agency for a work/study training program. If after 3 months, I don't find one, I can stay in the school to follow the lessons BUT, I would have to pay the school with my own money.

That is the problem here. 3 months later, still no work/study training program with an agency/company, and my money is getting low. This is why I took the decision to stop my training course with the school and I'll start looking for jobs. Even if I couldn't finish the training, it was still 3 intense and dense months. I learnt new skills, they taught me a new methodology, and I have multiples visuals I can show on my portfolio. Heck, I even know how to use the software FIGMA, allowing me to create wireframes and prototypes of mobile apps and websites.

I was in worst situations in the past and I can get back to my feet, find some interim jobs, do some fixed terms contract jobs, do freelance missions, etc... For us, it means I have now more free time to think about NSFW ideas and draw them. Until next time, remember, always focus on the positive side.

BlueUmbra out.

I had last night a peculiar nightmare, that somehow I managed to deal with and it ended well. I feel the urge to talk about it.

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For the context, I was in a wild room, the kind where you organise wedding party after the church/cityhall part. The room was bright lit, all the lamps on. In the middle, 3 long tables with white table clothes were forming the letter U. I was sitting in the center, outer side. To my left was a teammate for a group project, and in front of me was a teacher/jury member. On the left and right tables were people watching us, maybe a public for the event. We were gathering here together, me and my friend for the final test, the teacher asking us questions. It was related to my school training, IRL.

Then things started to become weird. The teacher sounded suddently more aggressive, being rude. I looked at my right side, the people on the table were gone. The teacher continued and started insulting me. I looked at my left side and my teammate and the people on the other table were gone too. I looked back at the teacher and she was now doing a side split, putting her toes on the edge of the table, still being rude and insulting me. Each time the teacher insulted me, the room light became more and more dim. At one moment, I thought to myself "It is like The Exorcist".

After that, I did something unusual. I got up, walked to the teacher, then I took them like a toddler, my hands under their armpits, lifting them from the floor. Next move, I went to the right wall of the room , and softly put their back against the wall. I then say, looking at them straight in the eyes "I am not afraid of you", in a calm voice. The teacher was surprised and continued to insult me, but with less confidence and somehow became smaller. I repeated again "I am not afraid of you" and each time, the teacher shrinked a little more, their shape and form deteriorating. At one moment, they looked like a brown clay doll, without any settings or details, with some vivid red dust all over it. The clay doll was now 15-20 cm tall, had huge blank round eyes, sounded miserable, insulting me and crying in the same time.

Finally, the clay doll stopped talking and moving, and a pentagram appeared under it, where it was standing. The floor cracked open, red and orange light emerged from the hole. The clay doll was dragged into it and the hole closed, as it was never there. A few seconds passed and I woke up, my heart pounding in my chest...

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If I can face my nightmare in the eyes and don't give in to panic, I'm sure I can face too problems and trouble persons in life. I might not be the stronger, but by staying calm, not showing fear and not giving them what they want, I might win.

Hi there everyone, BlueUmbra here.

As some of you know, I am an infographist/graphic designer IRL. I struggled last months to find a job that match my studies, my diplomas and my interests. This is why I subscribed to a multimedia school for the next 12 months, in order to learn UI/UX design knowledges and skills.

My goal is to learn new things to add to my CV/resume, so recruiteers would be more interested by my profile. Thus, I would have more chance to be selected to jobs offers. Knowing how to make graphic visuals is good, but not sufficent. However, if you can also make a website, with overlay, interface and layouts, this is a huge asset.

It also mean I won't have a lot of free time to make NSFW contents very often. I can't promise you anything, but I won't forget you guys. The training will be 1 week at school and 3 weeks in a company, learning/working. I'm not even sure if the weekends will be days off.

Anyway, I wanted to tell you guys that if you don't see new posts on my NSFW social medias, don't worry. I don't abandon you and I don't forget you.

BlueUmbra out.

Hi there everyone, BlueUmbra here.

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I'm currently working on a one page nsfw comic and I'm looking for someone to review the script and texts, in order to have feedbacks and make improvement. If you are interested, you can contact me in DM or via my email "contact.blueumbra[at]gmail.com". Once we are in touch, I'll send the script, the WIP page and you can write me in return the errors and things to update. I'll make sure to add your name and social media at the end, to thanks you for your participations.

BlueUmbra out.

Today I went to the dentist to prepare a teeth that will be crowned. I must be ready next week to celebrate this important event.

I'm a 34 years old adult, I watched today Puss in Boots 2 and I cried like a 7 years old for 15min. Magic, friendship, love, family, moral, acceptance... This is what I loved and still love in stories based on fairy tales. Seems like the "magic" beacon is not more in the hands of the company owned by a mouse.

Sometimes you feel like you've made a good deal and then without warning, Fate kicks you in the balls to remind you that anything can happen. It is with a bitter taste in my mouth that I write these lines. For confidentiality reasons, I will not tell the names of the organizations and individuals involved.

At the beginning of the week, I arrived in the morning on the site of a job to which I applied and I met my responsible manager there. He took me to a room with the other co-workers and when he introduced me to the team, I was stunned by what he said. He announced that I was a "extra" worker, that I was here "in reinforcement" if the other co-workers needed an extra pair of arms, and that my hours will be "variable", depending on the situation, can be from 6:30 a.m., 8:00 a.m. or 11:30 a.m., etc....

I absolutely did not sign up for this when I made an appointment last Friday at the employment agency and when I read the employment contract, nothing matched what the responsible manager did say.

During my interview, they sold me a stable job, with fixed hours, from 11:30 a.m. to 7:30 p.m. and I do not remember that I was informed and warned the hours will be variable. Perhaps it is an oversight or a lack of communication from the agency or the client, but the facts are there. I feel like I've been the victim of a scam or false advertising...

I then reported all this to the responsible manager and he was as agape as I was for this negligence/error. He told me that if I could not adapt to the variable hours, he was not going to insist and force me to work on the place against my will. I then affirmed that I could not and did not want to work under these conditions which were revealed to me late and we made an agreement.

He was ready to release me immediately and pay me half a day for my presence on the place, but I offered to stay from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. for observation, in order to have an overview of working with the workers, and thus be paid for a full day's work. He agreed and we parted on good terms. So, I contacted the employment agency to explain the situation to them and I wrote a letter of termination of the trial period, rendering the employment contract null and void, invalid for the reasons which I quoted before.

Never let yourself be pushed around and always check that the agreement between two people is always explicit and fair.

For my 2023 resolutions, I decided to learn Spanish.

I consulted my followers infos and I saw that some of them are hispanic. When I created my OC Beatrice 4 years ago, I made her as a latino-french girl, with a beautiful tanned skin. Some of my nsfw comics were translated in spanish by fans. And to finish, during Christmas at lunch, my parents told me my paternal great grandfather was spanish. That could explain why my long hair curls naturally.

What are the odds, guys ? Maybe it's just a coincidence, and I'm making movies in my head, but from now on, I'm taking Spanish lessons.